Elphaba: Next time I enslave a whole nation, I must check
out there intelligence first. Nikko, Nikko! Where is the commander of my
aerobatic apes? There you are. I have an important task for you. My enemies are
about to enter the Haunted Forest. I want you to rouse your men and snatch the
sickening little girl and her equally nauseating little dog. Exhausted? What do
you mean you're exhausted? Alright, alright. I'll conjure up a spell to take
the fight out of her. Now which of my creepy crawlie creations shall I send to
plague her? The flibberty gibbet? No! The fly by night? No! Aha! I have it! The
jitterbug! Well may you gibber. There is no more infectious bug in my book of
spells. Once bitten, they can never stop dancing till they drop! And when they
do, you shall be there to scoop up the little brat and the little brute and
bring them both to me! Now go! Do my bidding! Fly, fly, fly! Soon those darling
little slippers will grace my dainty feet... I wonder if the winkies do shoe
repair?
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